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The Best Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Looking for the best Christmas knock knock jokes for your holiday gatherings? Or maybe you need some funny jokes to tell your kids or even your coworkers.

My daughter has been obsessed with joke books and has probably told me over 500 jokes in the past few years. I’ve decided to share some of the holiday knock knock jokes she has told me to help spread some laughs and joy this season.

These are jokes that not only my daughter has told me but other ones I have read online, in joke books as well as have just heard over the years.

best christmas knock knock jokes

Christmas Knock Knock Jokes For Kids and Adults

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut open ’til Christmas!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas to all and to all a good night

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Dexter
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Gladis
Gladis who?
Gladis not me getting coal for Christmas

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Ho Ho
Ho Ho who?
You really need to work on your Santa impression

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Norway
Norway who?
There is Norway I am kissing anyone under the mistletoe!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe you help me make some Christmas cookies

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe you like to know what I got you for Christmas!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Ya
Ya who?
Wow, you’re really excited about Christmas!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Hosanna
Hosanna who?
Hosanna gonna fit down the chimney on Christmas

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Juicy
Juicy who?
Juicy Santa’s sleigh flying in the sky

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call Rudolph names

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Tree
Tree who
Tree wise men

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games, Santa is coming

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Elf
Elf who?
Elf me wrap all these gifts for Christmas

*Just a little disclaimer – By no means are these original Christmas knock knock jokes nor am I claiming my daughter made these all up.

If you have any more holiday or winter themed knock knock jokes that aren’t listed above, send them to me and I’ll add them to this page.

If you are looking for some more holiday jokes, be sure to check out some of awesomely funny Christmas joke books.

Amazing Sale on Christmas Movies for Kids and Adults

Right now you can score some amazing deals on Christmas movies for kids and adults as well as family classics at Amazon.com

There are all kinds of Christmas movies on sale for the lowest prices I have seen. From Elf to A Christmas Story, you score most of these Christmas DVDs for less than $9 and a lot are less than $7.

These movies make great gift ideas or buy them for yourself or family now to snuggle up this winter and enjoy your favorite Christmas movies.

Here are just some of the great deals you can score right now on these holiday movies at Amazon.


*prices are subject to change at any time. Please check the price before you checkout.*

These are just a small sample of some of the great Christmas movies that are on sale right now. You can find just about any holiday movie you are looking for and it’s most likely on sale right now at Amazon.com .

My kids love the classic movies like Frosty the Snowman and even enjoyed the Mr. Magoo Christmas movie. We also enjoy watching family movies together at night during the holidays like Elf and even The Christmas Story.

If you know someone who loves Christmas movies, you could get them a few different of their favorites for the price of what you would usually spend on one DVD. But, hurry, because these low prices aren’t going to last forever.

Click Here for all the Christmas movies on sale.

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